Mary died of natural causes.
Gary died of scurvy.
Vondi died on a Fung-Wah bus that somehow ended up in Jersey.
Tammy died of the flu
Henri died when a lime-carrying tick found its way into his roux
Patty died from an odor.
Carlton died when his belt was caught in a runaway tractor's motor.
Manny’s was considerably shorter.
Martin died when his business collapsed—crushed under brick and mortar.
Eddie died of fright.
Goran died when he swallowed a scorpion in the middle of the night.
Penny died of laughter.
Lauren died hanging a picture when her arm got stuck in the rafters.
Larry died opening his mail.
Bill died after losing a bet that he could jump the third rail.
Mandy died of boredom.
Jill died of rejection when she didn’t get into Fordham.
Rex died of caution.
Lex died in the ocean.
Leena died when her sister put acid in her hand lotion.
Bill died on Earth Day.
Geena died from a can of Tab that’d celebrated its 28th birthday.
Phyllis died of shock.
Paulie died when a cobra made its home in his sock.
Riley died on purpose.
Molly died upon learning her only sports channel was Versus.
Mandy died of the cold.
Ty died when he was found least likeable according to those polled.
Fallon died in his car.
I died when I took a stupid idea and took it way too far.